Sir! Emanuel & Mike Sergeant Talk, Sir!

MICHAEL TIBBS: go time baby
CrazyIsraeli: Go, no go for go?
MICHAEL TIBBS: go for go go for go
CrazyIsraeli: GO
MICHAEL TIBBS: htu hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut
CrazyIsraeli: lol
CrazyIsraeli: OK, meat heads. I am here to teach you the meaning of pain.
You, are a bunch if maggots. You are unfit to wear the uniform of this man's
army. You must be evolved, you worthless piles of human waste. You will be
burned, bruised, and broken...and I will be there to make you feel every
ounce of it. Do you understand me you piles of worthless slime!? I don't
hear you!
MICHAEL TIBBS: SIR YES SIR !!!
CrazyIsraeli: Good. I want the rest of you worthless rejects to take this
recruits lead. The first and last words out of your stinking holes will be
sir. Am I understood?!
MICHAEL TIBBS: SIR YES SIR!!!
CrazyIsraeli: I cant hear you!
MICHAEL TIBBS: SIR YES SIR!!!
CrazyIsraeli: That's better! Son, why did you join my lovely core?
MICHAEL TIBBS: TO DO WHATEVER YOU TELL ME SIR!!
CrazyIsraeli: YOU FORGOT A SIR, MAGGOT! Why did you join my beloved core? Do
you think you are tough?
MICHAEL TIBBS: SIR YES SIR!!!
CrazyIsraeli: You do, do you? Well I have fucked teen age girls that looked
tougher then you! All of you are about as scary as a litter of starved
puppies! This core is not a welfare office, and we do not accept sorry
looking sacks of shit. No, to be in this man's beloved core you will become
lean, mean, killing machines. You will breath the flag, you will eat the
creed, you will sleep the Star Spangled Banner! You will be G.I. fucking
Joe. And then...then you will be a soldier! Where are you from, son?
MICHAEL TIBBS: SIR WISCONSIN SIR!!!
CrazyIsraeli: WISCONSIN?? What the hell is in Wisconsin? Cheese? Do you like
cheese, son? Do you eat cheese with every fucking meal? Well cheese makes
you soft and mushy...and there is no room for soft and mushy in this man's
army. You will be weaned from that teat son, and you will be fed a steady
diet of PT, and sweat. Why did you leave Wisconsin son?
MICHAEL TIBBS: SIR TO BE A MARINE SIR!!!
CrazyIsraeli: Why do you want to be a member of my beloved core, son?
MICHAEL TIBBS: SIR TO PROTECT THIS COUNTRY SIR!!
CrazyIsraeli: To protect this country from who son? Hell, looking around
this God dammed room, I think we need to protect our country from YOU ALL!
Raised on T.V. and fed with crap...If you went into battle against naked
Indians you would be torn to shreds. Who are you protecting this country
from maggot?
MICHAEL TIBBS: SIR ANYONE WHO ATTEMPTS TO DESTROY OUR WAY OF LIFE SIR!!
CrazyIsraeli: "Our way of life." Do you hear that! We have an idealist. Our
way of life is banging Betty Bottoms Up in the back of your daddy's
Windstar. It's drinking coke, and watching football. Hell, its even being a
God Dammed Communist! Keep thinking son, and you will end up in a pine box
headed for Ft. Brag. We are here to take the fight to all those who would
dare dream of fucking with this great nation. When you become Marines, you
will join a proud Fraternity that has stood for all that is good in this
world, and the is the Blessed U.S. of A. We will hitch rides with the navy,
disembark, and proceed to scull fuck all those who stand in our way! Is that
clear?
MICHAEL TIBBS: SIR YES SIR!!!
MICHAEL TIBBS: SIR THIS RECRUIT WISHES PERMISSION TO SPEAK SIR!!
CrazyIsraeli: Proceed recruit.
MICHAEL TIBBS: SIR WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE SIR!!
CrazyIsraeli: I'm glad you asked. I like to always end with a quote. General
George S. Patton said "The object of war is not to die for your country but
to make the other bastard die for his." That, recruit is best in life! That,
and to destroy your enemies, to see them driven before you...and to hear the
lamentations of their women! That is all. Dismissed!

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